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DR. EVIL AND MINI'O'ME MEET IN
THE WHITE HOUSE

With a Canine Constituent

A satire by Boo Rody


Dr. Evil and mini'o'me in the Oval Office
Coming up in our lives is perhaps the most critical election in our life time, just listen to what these two were overheard talking about, read on. Notice the telepathic message from the mutt...(photo culled from the WWW artist unknown)". Because this is so close to reality I must declare this as satire ... the Editor

"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell


To A discussion over heard in the Oval Office
by none other than Mitt's Mutt
the little telepathic dog

Published on February 2, 2012, 8:00 pM ADST, Anchorage, AK, USA
by Boo Rody


February, 2010 10:01 AM PDT
By "Mitt's Mutt" - Mutts against Mitt.

Dr. Evil and Mini'O'me

Dr Evil: Well, you've pulled it off Mini'O'Me. Flip flopping on every important issue like gun control, abortions and gay marriage, everything you needed to infiltrate the Republican Party and get on their ticket. I didn't think you had it in you even if it has taken you several years.

Mini'O'Me: That's right assphole and now I've followed everything you taught me when you conned your way into this job! Buy buy buy and lie lie lie, it just got me Florida. Hah! I lambasted your hot talkin' nemesis lizard, the Newt with lie after lie and misstruths.

Dr Evil: Yea, it's a good thing you mashed that lizard as we know he would be a hands down opponent that would put an end to all our efforts and to all we stand for, evil. If by chance you should win the nomination, it won't matter who wins the general since we do have the same ideology, we will be able to bring forth our Marxist plan to bring this "USA" to it's &^%$'s knees! We think alike Mini'O'Me.

Mini'O'Me: Yea, that's right Doc, a victory for Newt would foil all our evil deeds. I bought Iowa and now I bought Flrida, it was easy as these moronic Republicans bought it hook line and sinker! As you know the diabolical scheme we're hatching could all be thwarted by the Newt. I think I'll change your war cry from buy buy buy and lie lie lie to spend spend spend lie lie lie. Isn't EVIL great?

Dr Evil: Hey, who let that damned dog in here?

Mini'O'Me: Oh, he's mine, but don't worry, he's practically brain dead or he wouldn't be here in the first place.

Dr Evil: Well don't expect me to go anywhere with you with that Mutt in the car.

Mini'O'Me: Don't worry about that, I'll just borrow Newt's trampoline and strap him to the top of the car, heh heh, I bet I'll Trump him on that one.

Dr Evil: Well, getting back to your evil intentions, how many states are you going to buy?

Mini'O'Me: All of them!

Dr Evil:With the Trump card and all that money Bain Capitol is putting to work for you from the profits you made them killing South Carolina's steel industry,you might just pull it off, but, only if you can squash that goofy Lizard before he gets the truth out in the open. What a crazy world we own.
You know Mini'O'Me, I don't think you are evil enough to pull all this off.

Mini'O'Me: And why do you say that?

Dr Evil: Well it's true! It's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough to pull it off all the way.

Mini'O'Me: Oh yea, watch me! I'm already in the process of buying most of the votes in Nevada, hah!

Dr Evil:All righty then, I'll give you an authentic Dr. Evil prescription for a couple of federally paid bodyguards to let my peeps know that you are my choice for a Republican nominee at least with you the movement to bring the good ol' USA to it's knees wont be lost!

Observations
on Obama's
accomplishments

in the first four months of his fraudulent administration

The Early Days:

1. Offended the Queen of England.

2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia.

3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega.

4. Kissed Hugo Chavez on the cheek.

5. Endorsed the Socialist Evo Morales of Bolivia.

6. Announced we would meet with Iranians with no pre-conditions.

7. Gave away billions to AIG also without pre-conditions.

8. Expanded the bailouts.

9. Insulted everyone who has ever loved a Special Olympian.v

10. Doubled our national debt.

11. Announced a termination of the space defense system the day after the North Koreans launched an ICBM.

12. Despite the urgings of his own CIA director and the prior 4 CIA directors, released information on intelligence gathering.

13. Accepted without public comment the fact that five of his cabinet members cheated on their taxes and two others withdrew after they couldn't take the heat.

14. Appointed a Homeland Security Chief who quickly identified as "dangers to the nation", groups including veterans of the military, and opponents to abortion on demand, and who ordered that the word "terrorism" no longer be used but instead referred to such acts as "man made disasters".

15. Circled the globe so he could openly apologize for America's greatness.

16. Told the Mexican President that the violence in their country was because of us.

17. Politicized the census by moving it into the White House from its Department of Commerce origins.

18. Appointed as Attorney General the man who orchestrated the forced removal and expulsion from America to Cuba of a nine-year old whose mother died trying to bring him to a life of freedom in theUnited States.

19. Salutes as heroes three Navy SEALS who took down three terrorists who threatened one American life and the next day announces members of the Bush administration will likely stand trial for "torturing" a terrorist who had played a part in killing 3000 Americans by pouring water up their nose.

20. Used tax money to fly Air Force One over New York City for a photo op..

21. Sent his National Defense Advisor to Europe to assure Europe that the US will no longer treat Israel in a special manner and they might be on their own with the Muslims.

22. Began the process of nationalizing the Auto Industry and the Insurance industry.

23. Announced that for intents and purposes the Health Insurance Industry will be nationalized.

24. Publicly denounced the Police by calling an honored and highly respected Policeman "STUPID" for making a legitimate arrest of one of his personal friends.

1360 more days to go... God help us all!

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